Because.
You should love me because I am strong enough to escape the metal, gripping teeth of the Falwell-anator.
You should love me because I am really funny.
And because I have lots of Hand.
I buy candles that smell like bubble gum.
Almost every sound on my computer is personalized.
I have a stalker.
I go to restaurants just to see certain waiters.
I spend more on seeing people I don't know (aka shows) than all other things combined.
In past years, I have not liked a single guy that I have not been in denial of.
I have black flowers in my room.
I get obsessed with things extremely easily.
There are two Crystal's: Home Crystal and School Crystal
Few have the privilege of seeing Home Crystal, who, I hear, is hilarious, but totally weird.
You guarantee you that you wouldn't recognize me w/o makeup, hair up and with my glasses on.
I love people who everyone else thinks are weird.
I eat spaghetti almost every day.
I am still holding a grudge against Ryan Dennis (from the 8th grade) who told me I was ugly.
I love the Arts Festival downtown.
People have stopped telling me I should be a model.
I've never liked going to the fair with my family.
I automatically assume people don't like me.
I watch "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" only to laugh at the retarded kid.
Hmm, that was fun. Angela, you had a nice idea. It's relaxing to be completely self-absorbed for a few minutes.
You should love me because I am really funny.
And because I have lots of Hand.
I buy candles that smell like bubble gum.
Almost every sound on my computer is personalized.
I have a stalker.
I go to restaurants just to see certain waiters.
I spend more on seeing people I don't know (aka shows) than all other things combined.
In past years, I have not liked a single guy that I have not been in denial of.
I have black flowers in my room.
I get obsessed with things extremely easily.
There are two Crystal's: Home Crystal and School Crystal
Few have the privilege of seeing Home Crystal, who, I hear, is hilarious, but totally weird.
You guarantee you that you wouldn't recognize me w/o makeup, hair up and with my glasses on.
I love people who everyone else thinks are weird.
I eat spaghetti almost every day.
I am still holding a grudge against Ryan Dennis (from the 8th grade) who told me I was ugly.
I love the Arts Festival downtown.
People have stopped telling me I should be a model.
I've never liked going to the fair with my family.
I automatically assume people don't like me.
I watch "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" only to laugh at the retarded kid.
Hmm, that was fun. Angela, you had a nice idea. It's relaxing to be completely self-absorbed for a few minutes.
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