Why Me??
I hate drama. We all know that. And now my nerves are shot. Listen to the latest installment of Psycho-Sideburns Girl (?) vs. Normal Crystal:
Her "lawyer" called me today. Besides being SO unprofessional and saying umm a lot, he didn't even tell me where he was from, like saying Smith and Associates, or whatever. He just said "I'm an attorney from Richmond." And get this: His name is Elwood Sanders. Elwood. Does she think I haven't seen Legally Blonde? Elle Woods? Yeah, I'm not that dumb, Psycho. There are various other reasons why we ALL believe that she has no lawyer. Not to mention, he's not in the phone book.
Does she honestly think I am that stupid? She obviously doesn't know me. I have been honest, nice and tried harder than heck to work this out and it hasn't gotten me anywhere. But I just LOVE the oh-so-true-never-fails saying of
Her "lawyer" called me today. Besides being SO unprofessional and saying umm a lot, he didn't even tell me where he was from, like saying Smith and Associates, or whatever. He just said "I'm an attorney from Richmond." And get this: His name is Elwood Sanders. Elwood. Does she think I haven't seen Legally Blonde? Elle Woods? Yeah, I'm not that dumb, Psycho. There are various other reasons why we ALL believe that she has no lawyer. Not to mention, he's not in the phone book.
Does she honestly think I am that stupid? She obviously doesn't know me. I have been honest, nice and tried harder than heck to work this out and it hasn't gotten me anywhere. But I just LOVE the oh-so-true-never-fails saying of
What goes around, comes around!
Elwood Sanders?
::giggles::
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Angela |
9:39 PM
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