I'm Making Up For The Non-Posting I Did Over The Last Few Weeks
"Andrew's message clicks off and the automated answering machine man comes on: 'No. More. Messages.' Like I need this guy rubbing it in. Sometimes I have visions of the automated answering machine man trying best to maintain a monotone, while laughing into his sleeve between messages and stuffing his mouth with pork rinds."
Teeheehee. I like Eliza. This book is funny. Sometimes.
So, here I am. Back at work. Again. Already. I always think of that one scene in 9 to 5, on Jane Fonda's second day of work: "Oh, it feels like I was just here!" "Don't worry. You'll get used to it."
But I don't wanna get used to it! Unfortunetly, I have.
Ok, question of the day - tell me why this picture (of Gavin's derriere) on Facebook is tagged with my name:
Teeheehee. I like Eliza. This book is funny. Sometimes.
So, here I am. Back at work. Again. Already. I always think of that one scene in 9 to 5, on Jane Fonda's second day of work: "Oh, it feels like I was just here!" "Don't worry. You'll get used to it."
But I don't wanna get used to it! Unfortunetly, I have.
Ok, question of the day - tell me why this picture (of Gavin's derriere) on Facebook is tagged with my name:
P.S. I'm back. Found another funny passage that you will appreciate: " I am familiar with the surreal, disjointed feeling of having discovered a word that's common to the rest of the world but which you've never heard before. It's like the first time I encountered 'mirage' at the age of 18. It can be truly disconcerting. You start to wonder what other common words - the equivalent of table, chair, cake - have been narrowly missing your life for 26 years."
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