Top 10 Perks of Being Sick in College
10. You can get out of boring late night group study sessions because "Oh man, I feel terrible. I have to go sleep."
9. You can look like crap and not have to bear the consequences of it (being made fun of, called a loser, etc.) because you can blame it on being sick.
8. You don't have to go out with people that you don't want to cuz "Oh, I'm sick. Sorry."
7. You can go to bed really early and actually get enuf sleep cuz you're sick and no one will question it.
6. You can be in a bad mood and blame it on - guess - being sick and not feeling good.
5. You can get pity from the cute barista (well, anyone I guess, I just wanted to say barista) because you look so pathetic.
4. You can watch as many movies as you can fit into one day, because you don't feel like getting off the couch.
3. You can finally get the tempurature you want in your dormroom, without your roommates arguing with you - too hot? "Turn the air on, I'm sick." too cold? "Turn the heat up, I'm freezing!"
2. Ok, so this isn't a perk, it's bad, it's just funny - You really do have to worry about sneezing on Bryan Nance.
1. And the number one perk about being sick in college is you can skip class however long you want to and not have to convince your mom that you really do need to stay home!
9. You can look like crap and not have to bear the consequences of it (being made fun of, called a loser, etc.) because you can blame it on being sick.
8. You don't have to go out with people that you don't want to cuz "Oh, I'm sick. Sorry."
7. You can go to bed really early and actually get enuf sleep cuz you're sick and no one will question it.
6. You can be in a bad mood and blame it on - guess - being sick and not feeling good.
5. You can get pity from the cute barista (well, anyone I guess, I just wanted to say barista) because you look so pathetic.
4. You can watch as many movies as you can fit into one day, because you don't feel like getting off the couch.
3. You can finally get the tempurature you want in your dormroom, without your roommates arguing with you - too hot? "Turn the air on, I'm sick." too cold? "Turn the heat up, I'm freezing!"
2. Ok, so this isn't a perk, it's bad, it's just funny - You really do have to worry about sneezing on Bryan Nance.
1. And the number one perk about being sick in college is you can skip class however long you want to and not have to convince your mom that you really do need to stay home!
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