Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Top 10 Perks of Being Sick in College

10. You can get out of boring late night group study sessions because "Oh man, I feel terrible. I have to go sleep."
9. You can look like crap and not have to bear the consequences of it (being made fun of, called a loser, etc.) because you can blame it on being sick.
8. You don't have to go out with people that you don't want to cuz "Oh, I'm sick. Sorry."
7. You can go to bed really early and actually get enuf sleep cuz you're sick and no one will question it.
6. You can be in a bad mood and blame it on - guess - being sick and not feeling good.
5. You can get pity from the cute barista (well, anyone I guess, I just wanted to say barista) because you look so pathetic.
4. You can watch as many movies as you can fit into one day, because you don't feel like getting off the couch.
3. You can finally get the tempurature you want in your dormroom, without your roommates arguing with you - too hot? "Turn the air on, I'm sick." too cold? "Turn the heat up, I'm freezing!"
2. Ok, so this isn't a perk, it's bad, it's just funny - You really do have to worry about sneezing on Bryan Nance.
1. And the number one perk about being sick in college is you can skip class however long you want to and not have to convince your mom that you really do need to stay home!

Monday, November 29, 2004

Heat is a Good Thing

Here I am, back in jail. Oh, I mean, back at Liberty. (Ironic name this school has, eh?) 2 weeks from tomarrow. 2 weeks from tomarrow. And I can leave. Leave here for a whole month. To top it off, I'm sick. And the heater broke in my car. I drove 8 hours yesterday, in November, without heat. It was miserable. I have nothing to say really, other than I wish I was home and that I feel like crap. Can I go to bed yet?

Monday, November 22, 2004

Girls speak in rhythm, and boys just lie (Yeah, I know that's the wrong band...)

So, I just got back from seeing Hawk Nelson and Last Tuesday in Mansfield, cuz I am HOME! Yippee!! I don't feel like typing it all out, because, quite frankly, it doesn't even begin to compare to The Academy Is story. Jason is great - he is adorable and makes the greatest faces. New guitarist, Johnathon, is great too! He reminds me of Tom, though, but I like him alot. They were joking around and doing a John Rueben song, cuz his drummer (bandy!!) and bass player were there. It was funny. I'm tired, haven't gotten alotta sleep lately. But I AM HOME! And that makes me happier than I can say. But here is the quote of the evening:
"Oh, your hair is so luscious."
- Jason

Tuesday, November 16, 2004


I finally got my pictures!! The dumb post office took a month to get me my pics from the Oct. 10 show. What a great night.... Ahh... Here is me and Adrian goofing off after the show... Isn't he great?!?!

Monday, November 15, 2004

You know you're an emo kid when...

You know you're an emo kid when...
1. You make everyone listen to your little emo bands, but then get mad when they like them and mad when they don't.
2. You get in a fight with another emo kid and are mad cuz they've heard of your little bands.
3. Sometimes you make up bands just so that no one else has ever heard of them.

Saturday, November 13, 2004

Rant #2

Today's rant topic is : Instant Messanging
Is IM not the lamest form of human communication? I am thoroughly convinced of it. Of course, it is so handy to talk to people who live far away, since long distance is so expensive. Here are my laments towards IM.
*Numero Uno: People who have no guts in real life, suddenly have the nerve to say anything online. For heaven's sake, if you can't say it face to face, please, please, please don't say it over IM.
*Numero Dos: You can waste hours, literally, talking about absolutely nothing. If you are on the phone and you run out of things to say, you end the conversation and hang up. But on IM, nope, you just keep on talking. So essentially, you never have a real conversation about anything online.
*Numero Tres: You can't derive the real meaning from anything anyone says, cuz you can't hear the way they say it or see their facial expression.
*Numero Cuatro: Practically everyone has free nights and weekends on their cell, so just use them!
*Numero Cinco: Any social skills one may have, are stuffed into a jar and slowly disintegrate cuz even a loser can sound half way cool on IM.
Ok, ok, I know there are good things about IM too, but I am unhappy with it even though I love it. It is way too addicting and way to easy to hide behind.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004


Here's the best one! Love his kissey face! Everything he does looks wonderful!


I can't figure out how to post more than one picture at a time...


Julian! Here are the pictures I promised! Of course, you must see him (and his moves and his jeans and his no shoes) in real life to truly appreciate his beauty, but this will have to tide you over till ... well, till forever. Cuz I don't want anyone else to see him, except Ang and I cuz we don't want to share.

Who I Really Like

So I am still on a high from Saturday night. (Was that really only three days ago?) It seems like a month ago. Somehow things that are that good seem to always seem farther away than they actually are. Maybe cuz it's you don't believe they actually happened. Anyways, Ang and I are already planning on seeing them on Dec. 28 in Cleveland! AHH! It will be FABULOUS. I already have an outfit in the works. I am determined to make this next time even better than the last, if that's possible! No, it is. Becoming friends with the band is the goal, not just them. Every one of our bands. But especially Julian!! Ahh - he is so unreal! I could be friends w/ Adam too. I think that would be easy. He is very sociable.
Anyways, the reason I started this post was to talk about something Ang and I have noticed for a long time now. We don't have lots of friends that we actually like. Very few actually. There are very few of my friends that I really like. They just aren't that cool or fun. But cool people always like us. Tait. Wille. Julian. Adam. Bands. We can get along fab w/ cool people, but w/ not so cool people, it just doesn't seem to work that well. I don't think that we aren't cool - I think that they people we hang with (and know from school and stuff) just aren't cool. Bands love us - we're just all quirky around them. So the good thing is: The people I really like, like me too, and the people I don't really like, don't. So I guess that's all that matters. Is it bad that the only people I really like are either in bands or are from concerts?

Sunday, November 07, 2004

The Post-Show Report

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Is all I can say about last nite!!! I'm gonna divide it into parts for you (by which I mean Angela, because, really, who else reads this? If there is anyone else, you better leave a comment so I can get happy that someone else is reading this GREAT story).
The outift: Black halter top, with cool straps with silver studs. Jeans. Short black, lacy layered skirt over top. Bandy studded belt hanging low. Bandy bracelets. Cool new red hair. Cool makeup.
Pre-Show: We wait outside in the cold for the doors to open. The mean, evil, retarded girl wouldn't let us in cuz only my name and not my guest (I won 2 tickets) was on the list. So, I'm like "I'll call Adam" (like I know him...haha). So I call Adam, their online promo guy and he's like "Ok, I'll call Bill". So, after a long time of waiting (and worrying) their merch guy comes out and gets us in, much to the chagrin of the evil girl. We get in and Adam calls back and says Adam from The Academy Is coming out to let us in. But we are already in. :( Too bad. But hey, someone cool still let us in.
The Show: The Academy Is plays first. Julian is SO beautiful! That is the only word to describe him. Not hot. Nothing. Nothing but absolutely beautiful. He does the moves and they are FAB! He's wearing a striped red tight shirt, low rise hip hugger jeans - showin' a little midriff there..., a belt and NO SHOES!!!!!!!! (See title of my last post...) They sing all new songs, except for "The Author". They are so much better live and their new songs are so much better than the ones on their EP. Julian was a stunning sight to behold. AHHH!!! There are no words to decribe him! When I get my pics back, I'll put them up, so you all can understand his beauty. But then again, nobody seems to except Ang and I... maybe we are just crazy. Or maybe you are all just blind. Julian keeps blowing kisses into the audience during songs. It was so frickin' adorable. I LOVE HIM!!!!
The Other Shows: The other bands were not that good, but Hidden In Plain View was ok. Midtown played like an hour and they were crappy. And Matchbook Romance wasn't that great either. Julian just hung back by his table the whole time.
In Between Shows: Some girl comes up to me and is like "Hey I just wanted to tell you that I love your look!" Isn't that cool? Later, we go to sit down, cuz they are taking a long time to do set change. This great bandy guy just randomly comes over and sits down with us and we all start to chat. He has long, flippy-outty hair, lip ring, bar between his eyes, emo-ish look with a sweater with a collared shirt underneath and he's very tall. His name is Brandon and he has the most hickish accent!! He drove 4 1/2 hrs. to see MR and was turning back around and going home right after it. Great, huh? So we are going to chat on IM now. I made a bandy friend!! After he leaves, (we are sitting kinda buy Julian and the merch table, but not really) we are sitting there just chatting and Julian and some bandmates are chatting too. One of the guys throws his bottled water and it kinda rolls over and hits my leg. He doesn't come get it or anything. They just start to walk away, backstage (which was just behind a curtain. It was funny. Quite ghetto.). Julian kinda looks over his shoulder at us as they leave.
Post Show Julian: We head right over to their merch table, cuz there is like nobody over there. Julian is on one end talking to some people and I'm like in the middle of the table, looking at their stuff. Julian then turns around and looks right at me. He gives me this great, undescribable look. It was like a happy jokey little puppy face. That is the only way I can think to describe it and it's not even good. He looked...I don't even know. (I thought, at first, he was going to say "Hey! I remember you." That's the kind of happy look it was.) Then he makes a bee-line and comes right over to me!!!!! AHHHH!!! We do the usual introductions with handshakes and him leaning right up in your ear when he talks, cuz it's loud. We talk about how I love his style and how I want his jeans. He didn't know where he got them, but they were just Levi's (at this point he is still leaning in my ear to talk...he eventually stops. I think cuz it stopped being loud.) Then I'm like Can I ask why in the world you guys are playing in Lynchburg? He said he didn't know, it was just a stop on the tour. Then - here comes a great part - he says, as he gives me this great look and smile, "But I'm glad we did." I'm glad you did too, I say. It was a good show, he says. Yeah it was (that was me again). Oh he gave Heidi a weird handshake and I was like "hey I wanna do it too" So he makes up this handshake thing and kinda laughs "I just made that up". Also, I say something about seeing them in Ohio last month and he is like what?? I say that's where I live, I just go to school here. So then I ask to get a picture w/ him, just as the house lights come up, and I think it will be cute. He is making a kissey face, Heidi said!! AHH!!! I wish I'd known, I wouldn't made a cool face too!! He keeps touching my arm as we talk. He was just simply adorable. Then we say bye.
Post Show Adam (and other guys whose names I forget): So, then I go over to the puffy curly haired guy, Adam to ask him to sign my cd. I just say "Hey, sorry to bug you, but could you sign this?" And he's like "You're not bugging me, but yeah." Julian is talking to this other girl and they are kinda next to us. They are kinda listening to me, I guess, cuz the girl says to him "Oh, she is so nice. I'm just like 'Hey. Sign this.'" Julian kinda nods and agrees. SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT ME TO JULIAN!! AHH!! Adam, who I think looks much more like a Jeff, signs the cd, with a heart by his name. Then on the paper cover thing, he writes I (heart) U. AHH!! I forget if we talk then, but I think we do. Then we go over to their other guitar player with a hat on. He signs my cd, and we do the handshake/ask name thing. As he's signing this other guy comes up and is like "Hey! I'm in the band. Can I sign it too?" So he "signs" (he wrote The Butcher Bishop ... what?? I don't even know if he was really in the band) and Adam comes over and takes the sharpie out of his hand and takes my cd from Hat Guy and draws a big red heart and writes "Me and You" in it. AHH!! He asks what my last name is, after I tell Hat Guy my name, and is like "Oh you were the winner!" He's like Have you ever even heard of us? Of course, I say, I saw you in Columbus last month. "Oh, was that the one where we were all up on stage?" Yeah, it was. "Oh man, I got a bloody nose up there. The drummer from the PWT's gave me a bloody nose." (It was weird to hear someone else talk about that show... and especially about the PWT's) So then he's like "You can have anything you want from our merch....except the hoodie and the trucker hat...haha" Really??? Yeah. So we debate, Adam, me and the merch guy about which one to get. The black one is new, the merch guy says. That's the one I wanted anyways. Should I get it? Yeah, it will look good on you, says Adam. So I get a kids medium, so it fits. Adam says I can try it on. That looks good on you. So I get it. For *free*. One of the other guys puts some water in his (big) hair and they start screwin' around, so we kinda start to leave, but he comes back. Somehow, we are then talking about how they should play in VA again and he's like we are in January. Do you know when, I say, cuz I'm here for half of it and home for the other half. "I don't know. All I know it that's the month I was born." "Me too!!!! What day?" "The 8th" "Oh, I'm the 4th. I beat you." He kinda screws his face up all funny like. We start to leave and kinda call out Nice meeting you. See ya later. And then we head outside, with a huge unremovable grin on my face, which is still there as we speak. Oh and Adam gave us lots of hugs, including one as we say bye. We passed Julian as we were leaving and I wanted to say bye or something, but I didn't want to be one of those girls that is like "Bye William!!" all annoying like. So I didn't say anything.
Now: Well, I think that is it. I'm sure there is more little things that I have forgotten though. I am giddy happy and will be replaying last night in my mind for at least a week. This has been Crystal reporting live from Lynchburg, Virginia.

Friday, November 05, 2004

I Hope He Doesn't Have Shoes On

At this time tomarrow, I will be up to my ears, in a pile of clothes, jewelry, makeup (mostly black eyeliner), hair products and straighteners, with rock music blaring from my stereo, with an impossible-to-remove grin on my face. Do you know why? Of course you don't, because you are saying right now "Nothing happens in Lynchburg, Crystal, why are you so stoked?" AHH!! But you are WRONG. Yes, you heard me right! YOU ARE WRONG and something is happening in Lynchburg. I AM GOING TO SEE JULIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Academy Is playing at Lynchburg College, but it is closed to the public, for some gay reason. So how is yours truly getting in? SHE WON TICKETS FROM THEIR WEBSITE!!! Mwwaahaha! Oh my Julian -- he is the most beautiful person I've ever seen. Probably the most beautiful one on the planet. Hi cd is pretty crappy (which is weird, cuz they were SO good live...) but who cares?? He is absolutely mesmerizing! AHHHH!!! I can't believe I'll see him tomarrow!!!!!!!! But I don't know if I can you w/o you, Ang. Heidi, my roomate, is going w/ me, which is cool, cuz I like her alot. But really, I can't see Julian w/ anyone but you. No one will understand or appreciate his beauty. I will just be standing there, amazed by him, and Angela won't be there for me to comment to every ten seconds about every move he makes. I will try and make an AudioBlog from the show. How cool would that be? But what will I say to him afterwards?? When I see him, all my words just leave my head. He must be unreal. OHHH!! Ang - what if he isn't there?? What if there is some other guy who is the lead singer? And I go up to him afterwards and am like "What did you do with William?" (because I will have to call him that) and the guy is like "What are you talking about? I am William." Because Julian is not real. Just a hallucination that we had because we needed someone that bandy and beautiful to exist? Well, I guess we'll find out tomarrow...